Showing posts with label Preaching trainwreck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Preaching trainwreck. Show all posts

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Dante Shrugged



by Larry Beane

How little things have changed since 1320, when the great poet Dante Alighieri complained about the worship wars in his own day and age in his Divine Comedy:

"Christ did not say to His first congregation:
'Go preach idle nonsense to the world,'
But gave them a sound foundation.

"And that alone resounded from their lips,
So that, in their warfare to ignite the faith,
they used the Gospel as their shield and lance.

"Now preachers ply their trade with buffoonery and jokes,
their cowls inflating if they get a laugh,
and the people ask for nothing more."

~ Dante (through the character Beatrice), Paradiso, 29:109-117

Cited by Rod Dreher in How Dante Can Save Your Life, p. 151


Sunday, September 11, 2011

Worst Sermon Face-off: Worm eating vs. Urination

By Larry Beane

In this corner, the worm-eating college president...




And in this corner, the preacher with a penchant for proud pee proclamation...



Which one is the "winner?"  Thanks be to God for one thing: neither of these trainwrecks happened in a Lutheran church!